so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”
Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.
FINALLY someone says it
Honestly I have gone my entire life thinking this feeling was completely unique to only me and that I would never tell anyone about it because it’s strange and I must be imagining things but thousands of strangers on the internet can’t be wrong.
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”